SYLLADEX & ALCHEMISATIONS
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temblotumundoYou have several BILLY IDOL POSTERS plastered to your walls, one of which has been ALREADY PROTOTYPED. There is a BOOM BOX in one corner and a stack of PUNK CASSETTES, as well as one or two SHAMEFUL POP ADDITIONS, and all of Sam Guthrie's Lila Cheney collection. Your bodily adornments tend toward the ARTFULLY RIPPED DENIM and LESS ARTFULLY BEATEN UP LEATHER with the odd SPIKE as you have been desperately trying to emulate the REAL IDOL, as well as VARIOUS GREEN BANDANNAS. And hair product. GOD THAT'S A LOT OF HAIR PRODUCT.
Elsewhere in the Ship there are a lot of TERRIBLE EXAMPLES OF EIGHTIES SPANDEX, more AWFUL SUNGLASSES than you could comfortably shake a fish at before the fish got floppy and started falling apart in a really disgusting manner, OLDER SNEAKERS, FOREBODING POUCHES, ROLLERBLADES, X-MEN UNIFORM JACKETS, MECHANICAL PARAPHERNALIA, and a lot of JUNK FOOD AND SODA. Kind of the sort of things you would expect to be in a SENTIENT SHIP FROM THE FUTURE FULL OF TEENAGERS WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
==> You combine a FOREBODING POUCH with your SYLLADEX to create LIEFELD'S HANDY HAVERSACK. It contains far more than it should, and you are assured of finding what you want when you reach in!
Just don't put a PORTABLE HOLE in, should you happen to come across one.
==> You combine the BOOM BOX with a pair of LESS AWFUL SUNGLASSES and get A FACE WITHOUT EYES. Eye protection and constant soundtrack! You put that shit on, stat.
...It's really dark in here.
==> AA: Orange Cat and I have made you something.
It is the GARFLIEFELD POUCH.
The pouch rumbles faintly, as if the stomach of a cat craving lasagna. EXTREME LASAGNA. You cannot tell if it is a cat shaped like an anatomically incorrect pouch, or a pouch shaped like a really anatomically incorrect cat. Either way, you're pretty sure it's not gonna get you any dates.
==> You combine the GARFLIEFELD POUCH and a CASSETTE and get MORRISSEY'S KILL UNCLE.
==> You combine one of your SPIKES with OLDER SNEAKERS and create THOSE THINGS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF SHOES TO WALK ON ICE.
==> Julio: Do the alchemy-y thing.
You combine a TERRIBLE EXAMPLE OF EIGHTIES SPANDEX with an X-MEN UNIFORM JACKET to create a RETRO MUTANT GETUP.
==> Julio: Continue.
You decide to further combine the RETRO MUTANT GETUP with a pair of AWFUL SUNGLASSES to get the PROTOWEABOO GETUP.
==> You combine the ROLLERBLADES with a COMPUTER FAN and get PROPELLERBLADES. You're not sure, but you think they might get you airborne.
==> Julio: Be the fan.
You combine a BILLY IDOL POSTER with some MECHANICAL PARAPHERNALIA and create a CRAVEN IDOL OF BILLY IDOL.
Elsewhere in the Ship there are a lot of TERRIBLE EXAMPLES OF EIGHTIES SPANDEX, more AWFUL SUNGLASSES than you could comfortably shake a fish at before the fish got floppy and started falling apart in a really disgusting manner, OLDER SNEAKERS, FOREBODING POUCHES, ROLLERBLADES, X-MEN UNIFORM JACKETS, MECHANICAL PARAPHERNALIA, and a lot of JUNK FOOD AND SODA. Kind of the sort of things you would expect to be in a SENTIENT SHIP FROM THE FUTURE FULL OF TEENAGERS WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
==> You combine a FOREBODING POUCH with your SYLLADEX to create LIEFELD'S HANDY HAVERSACK. It contains far more than it should, and you are assured of finding what you want when you reach in!
Just don't put a PORTABLE HOLE in, should you happen to come across one.
==> You combine the BOOM BOX with a pair of LESS AWFUL SUNGLASSES and get A FACE WITHOUT EYES. Eye protection and constant soundtrack! You put that shit on, stat.
...It's really dark in here.
==> AA: Orange Cat and I have made you something.
It is the GARFLIEFELD POUCH.
The pouch rumbles faintly, as if the stomach of a cat craving lasagna. EXTREME LASAGNA. You cannot tell if it is a cat shaped like an anatomically incorrect pouch, or a pouch shaped like a really anatomically incorrect cat. Either way, you're pretty sure it's not gonna get you any dates.
==> You combine the GARFLIEFELD POUCH and a CASSETTE and get MORRISSEY'S KILL UNCLE.
==> You combine one of your SPIKES with OLDER SNEAKERS and create THOSE THINGS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF SHOES TO WALK ON ICE.
==> Julio: Do the alchemy-y thing.
You combine a TERRIBLE EXAMPLE OF EIGHTIES SPANDEX with an X-MEN UNIFORM JACKET to create a RETRO MUTANT GETUP.
==> Julio: Continue.
You decide to further combine the RETRO MUTANT GETUP with a pair of AWFUL SUNGLASSES to get the PROTOWEABOO GETUP.
==> You combine the ROLLERBLADES with a COMPUTER FAN and get PROPELLERBLADES. You're not sure, but you think they might get you airborne.
==> Julio: Be the fan.
You combine a BILLY IDOL POSTER with some MECHANICAL PARAPHERNALIA and create a CRAVEN IDOL OF BILLY IDOL.
